So I’ve been using the pasta maker attachment to my Kitchen Aid like gangbusters. Fresh pasta is amazing and I cannot get enough of it. Especially made with Fancy Bob’s Red Mill Flour and fresh farm eggs. BUT I always underestimate how long it will take. For some reason, I always think its only 20 minutes, when in reality its like 2 hours. So of course, when I made the pasta for Evelyn she ended up trying to stab me out of hunger
Atleast I think I have learned my lesson this time. Maybeeeeeeee heh
So as I was walking home from my studio I started reminiscing about my dollhouse. And how I replaced the dolls in it with Dinosaurs. Then I was trying to remember if I still kept one doll and 1 dinosaur to be the husband and wife. And then I laughed at the thought of them having intercourse. From there, I started thinking about Dinosaurs and wondering if their peens were HUGEEEE?!
So of course I googled this when I got home and found a great article on DINOSAUR SEX!
It asks all the questions I didn’t even know I was curious about like…“How did spiny stegosaurs mate without stabbing each other to death? And where did Tyranosaurus rex stow his crown jewels - or did he let it all hang out?”
And now I’m on the hunt for the “series of drawings of dinosaurs in different mating positions, including in water, by the late British palaeontologist L. Beverly Halstead(also know as L B Halstead), who believed all dinosaurs used pretty much the same mating position: “Mounting from the rear.” Unfortunately I haven’t been able to find any of these gems online and my local library doesn’t seem to contain them. Please someone buy all books written by him and find them and post them. Thank you!
And heres a lil bit of BBC DinoPron cause I know thats the next step….ENJOY!(For some reason, Youtube’s embed was not working. Must be super NSFW!!)
Ahhhh yes this takes me back. I had one of these back when I was a young gal. I remember bouncing on it and a kid came up to me & wanted to try it. He offered me a stick of gum to try, which of couse I knew was definitely lingo for drugs!!(I had been attending D.A.R.E. meetings at school. Free Entemann’s Chocolate Chip Cookies FTW!) I told him “NO WAY, JOSE”(and his name wasn’t even Jose) and pogo-ed on out of there. But did I pogo, lolo, or discoed on out…now I’m not sure…there were actually so many different versions
I find this very confusing but from what I can understand from Wiki, it looks like several people wanted to make the same product, but used different names. Which I find hilarious. Because if you are manufacturing the Pogo Ball and someone is like “hey! check out my pogo bal! So much better than your pogo BALL! ” Thats just insane.
But now I miss it, I wonder if its somewhere in my parent’s attic? I think I may go get it or maybe I’ll get the old mini trampoline my mom got during the 1980s rebounder workout phase. Basically I feel like Bouncin’!!
Ev and I are not really party people per say….mostly we sit in a corner near whatever food is there and munch munch munch. I don’t think I’m comfortable at parties which is probably when I host them I spend most of my time in the kitchen.
I think I like the idea of dinner parties more than parties. Probably because there is better food.
This is actually what happened at one instance when Ev and I were invited to a shing-ding.(AND Calling a party shing-ding is a sign you don’t belong at one lol)
Lately, my warddrobe has seemed very blah and since I buy everything on Amazon, I figured why not shirts. And I certainly figured right, because look at the beauty I found below.
Now we will be putting out some of our own shirts next month on our site, but I don’t think we’ll ever be able to reach the magnificence on this shirt. Shoot for the Stars I guess.
Be sure to check out the reviews, here’s a stellar example
“This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.”
Ev: oh ya, mother’s day is next month lol eliza: lol eliza: get on it yo! eliza: im getting it all over in 1 blow - mothersday, dads bday, fathers day…big thing of ice cream from Jeni’s Ice Cream Ev: lol Ev: have u tried it? Ev: is it really good? eliza: best ice cream i have ever had eliza: honest to gawd Ev: is it better than haagen daz? Ev: coz nothing’s better than haagen daz to me eliza: makes haagen daz look like poo Ev: you’re poo eliza: im serious dood! eliza: i wouldn’t be talkin smack about the HD eliza: if i wasn’t seriousssss Ev: haha Ev: we’ll see eliza: im callin”1 single tear down face:” action Ev: lolz
I got Jeni’s Ice Cream as a wedding present and it was glorious!! I cannot say enough nice things about this ice cream except it is worth every expensive penny! Sell your gold jewelry and go buy it NOW!
And Holy Patootie! Ice Cream Macaroons. I DIES NOW!!
I drew this for a bridal shower that was thrown for my sister. They wanted recipe cards donated and my recipe was “New Years Pancakes” mmmmmm. Every Jan 1st, Mr.Phi and I eat pancakes all day to celebrate. Its a fun tradition and holy crapoli, pancakes all day! I dies now!! We here is the recipe for all you foodies
NEW YEARS BUTTERMILK PANCAKES!! HA-ZAHH!
2 Cup Flour 2 C Buttermilk
2tsp Baking soda 2TBsp Sugar
1tsp Salt 1tsp Vanilla
2 eggs(litely beat em!) 1/2 C Sour Cream
*Mix all dry ingredients, Then Add wet. May have to add more buttermilk but this is ok cuz what else are you going to do with it? Drink it?! Ew, heck no!! You want mixture to be more watery than clump. Feel free to add chopped fruits if thats how you roll. Personally I’m an au naturale kind of lady. Slap on a buttered griddle and pop dem pancakes in your mouth. Repeat!!
My cat doesn’t like us to watch her poo. Which I very much understand. Its very hard to poo when people are watching you. If we glance over, she quickly pretends that she is taking a bath or discovered something exciting under the washing machine.
Once we have looked away, she goes about her business. If she misses the box, which she usually does….she will run like mad after pooing. Sort of like when everyone is running in those disaster movies from the the volcano which is splodin’ asteroids at everyone. That is exactly her type of run.
It is very entertaining and makes me think what people would think if I pooed and ran from the bathroom back to my desk at work as fast as possible….
I’m talking about my white cat. I found pet costumes at the store after Halloween a few years back and put it on her. She found it surprisingly comfy and I love how the calico kitty(CaCaPeePee) is bowing down to her.
PS In other news I ate an aged goat cheese and sweated in yoga the next day. As I was sweating, I’m pretty positive my pores were leaking the cheese cuz I could smell it again. It made me very hungy!!
So I did this comic a few weeks before Xmas, but I guess better late than never on putting it up rofl!!!
Evelyn actually got me a wonderful assortment of facial creams. I’d love to see a comic of the story of her obtaining those. I assure you it was hilarious. I did send her an assortment of cookies like I usually do according to her threats & demands. I remember from the previous year to not include too many fruitcake cookies. I actually do not even like fruitcake cookies but so many people like them that I feel I should make them. I have now decided this is a stupid reason to make something and will now just make cookies I like. Like these ones
This was a pretty good Xmas. I got wonderful gifts, when really there was nothing I really REALLY wanted. Besides Animal Crossing:City Folk for Wii. Which Evelyn ONLY has to buy a Wii, Wiispeak and the game to play with meeee. Cmoonnnn, DOIT!… She says just come back to WoW…
Anywho, it got me to thinking when I was a kid and I had huge lists of items I wanted. I would even watch 80s morning cartoons just for the commercials in December to ADD to the list!
I definitely should make a list like this next year! I guess I sorta got a gift like that this year of a vintage American Flyer bicycle to ride from Mr.Phi. He bought it for his own benefit though cuz he has no one to ride with haha. But I’ll take it!!
Unrelated PS I really recommend creating a “Georgia Gibbs” station on Pandora. A-Friggin-MAzing selection of muzac!
