As I left AWFUL Trader Joes, (I have a hate affair with these stores cause of their insanely small parking lots) I came across a cookie in the parking lot.
It was in a plastic bag and looked homemade.
This is usually what happens with food gifts between me and Evelyn. One of us will take a bite of it or immediately expect a bite of whatever delectable treat it happens to be. I don’t think I have ever taken a bite out of EVERYTHING though….. Although that would happen if it was the Deluscious Valentine Cookie Box.
But I am positive she would not blame me for doing that………muhahahhaaa
(On a side note, why do I always draw myself with 1 arm in the air……Maybe I should have 1 arm in the air as my new look….hmmmm)
Ahhhhh. Mr.Phi and I have been mass produced in Shanghai!! I wonder who owns our copyrights?
Curses!!::shakes fist!:: Where are my royalties?!?
I demand payment in the form of 100 potstickers from the Stand near Jing’an Temple!!
This weekend I went up to SF to visit Liz and she took me to a fancy Chinese restaurant called “Heaven’s Dog”. Even though the setting was ultra modern, the food still tasted pretty authentic. Stick with the main entrees though, and go somewhere else for dessert. Let it be known that I was the idiot that fell for this number: ”Jasmine Tea Granita with milk, melon, and mango”. The waitress described the dessert as “refreshing”.
Refreshing my ass. This was what they served me…
And they dared to charge $7 for this piece of crap.
I think if they actually served me a piece of crap, it might have filled the plate better.
Ev: oh ya, mother’s day is next month lol
eliza: lol
eliza: get on it yo!
eliza: im getting it all over in 1 blow - mothersday, dads bday, fathers day…big thing of ice cream from Jeni’s Ice Cream
Ev: lol
Ev: have u tried it?
Ev: is it really good?
eliza: best ice cream i have ever had
eliza: honest to gawd
Ev: is it better than haagen daz?
Ev: coz nothing’s better than haagen daz to me
eliza: makes haagen daz look like poo
Ev: you’re poo
eliza: im serious dood!
eliza: i wouldn’t be talkin smack about the HD
eliza: if i wasn’t seriousssss
Ev: haha
Ev: we’ll see
eliza: im callin”1 single tear down face:” action
Ev: lolz
I got Jeni’s Ice Cream as a wedding present and it was glorious!! I cannot say enough nice things about this ice cream except it is worth every expensive penny! Sell your gold jewelry and go buy it NOW!
And Holy Patootie! Ice Cream Macaroons. I DIES NOW!!
