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Evelyn sent me this amazing photo she took at the DoubleTree...

Sat, 06 Nov 2010 14:37:12 -0400

Evelyn sent me this amazing photo she took at the DoubleTree Hotel. Always love a poo joke…. hehehehe

Sometimes ya gotta make it happen! Even if it means riding a...

Sat, 06 Nov 2010 01:12:38 -0400

Sometimes ya gotta make it happen! Even if it means riding a kitty…

PB&J Chocolate

Thu, 07 Oct 2010 20:11:00 -0400

This is what happened when we ate a dinner with a bunch of people at Craft once. Some people never ate with us again….but seriously that PB&J Chocolate was worth less dinner dates…

WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

Wed, 22 Sep 2010 18:58:00 -0400

A Cheese Shop!

Hungry

Tue, 14 Sep 2010 19:10:47 -0400

eliza: do you get so hungry in the afternoon?

eliza: maybe i need to buy some nuts or a turkey leg

Ev: Um, i eat all day

Ev: in fact, i just finished a slice a pie

eliza: mmmm

eliza: i eat all day too

eliza: i just want more to eat at this time of day

eliza: maybe cuz dinner is so far away

eliza: i think i should have a pre-dinner

Ev: You see, the women's bathroom is right next to this mini counter area where people usually leave food/make coffee. I pee so often that I get to see whenever people left food there

Ev: today, i made it just in time for the 2nd to last piece of pie

Ev: :D

Ev: i agree with you though, always get hungry right before dinner time

Ev: and spoil my dinner

eliza: i ate an orange but i doubt that will hold me over

eliza: too healthy

Ev: orange will make u hungrier

eliza: you are right, now i want cheetos

A Season of Plenty

Mon, 02 Aug 2010 19:02:00 -0400

Every year around this time, the Asian seafood restaurants start running crazy specials on them delicious delicious King Crab legs. This is probably about the most important news you’ll hear from me all year. $3.99/lb baby! How are you not stuffing your face already?!

Hiker Havoc!

Mon, 07 Jun 2010 11:02:00 -0400

Here is an animation I did with Veronica Hwang a while back.( seriously like 2008….) Just took me forever to finally edit it. I used the Zeitgeist Films contest as ammunition to get met to doooo it. We got 3rd place!! The filmmakers Stephane Aubier and Vincent Patar of “A Town Called Panic” praised it for its “the funny idea of bringing mountains to life.”

My cousin's eye problem...

Fri, 04 Jun 2010 14:14:00 -0400

My cousin was telling me she got an eye infection in one eye and then got pink eye in the other. This made me laugh a lot because she is already really annoyed about everything so I can’t even imagine how she was with complete eye malfuction. Thank goodness we live on opposite coasts!! (Except when we cook…)

Life imitates Art

Fri, 21 May 2010 09:09:00 -0400

As I left AWFUL Trader Joes, (I have a hate affair with these stores cause of their insanely small parking lots) I came across a cookie in the parking lot.

It was in a plastic bag and looked homemade.

Just like in our cartoon,I really wanted to eat it. Luckily Mr.Phi dragged me away but he took a picture of me contemplating the delectable looking cookie!

Liz Tortures Ev

Sat, 20 Feb 2010 18:46:00 -0500

At the end of last year I got the opportunity to go to China for work. This is the beginning of a series of posts about my trip to Shanghai.

Valentine's Day Choco Overdose

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 17:48:00 -0500

Didn’t think it was possible, but I managed to overdose on chocolates this past Sunday. Was green to the face, sick to the stomach, made two trips to the crapper, and was ready to tackle the rest of the box by evening.

Tsubasa and Caprina Valentines

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 09:02:00 -0500

My cats have been amusing me more than lately with their antics. Probably because we just moved which makes them bonkers…..but they inspired a few valentines I made this year.

Tsubasa is an all white kitty who is just insane. Caprina is a Calico and the nicest Kitty in the entire world. She makes up for Tsubasa who just provides entertainment.

I like this one because Tsubasa would not complain if you tied a balloon around here. She would accept it like it was there all her life. I doubt Caprina would try to tag along. She would probably just hide under the bed if I started tying balloons on cats

I’m too lazy to take the green off the sides. (Left over from cropping in PS)

But what is a pet card without poo! And Tsubasa is Queen of pooping outside the box and Caprina is Queen of having a Coon-Tail!

Tsubasa is extremely cantankerous in her old age.

(I’m not sure thats how you spell cantankerous but I would prefer to think it is….)

She will mostly hiss and be angry at people. Except from 6am-6:30am where she purrs since I’m about to get up to feed them.

This is my favorite! Because it seems so random. lol

I sent this to my Lito & Lita(Grandparents) because I make them tortillas whenever I visit. My grandmother’s arthritis makes it hard for her to roll them out. So now whenever I visit, I make! Best Granddaughter EVER!

Hope you enjoy and Wish all of you a Happy Valentines Day or just a Happy Sunday off :)

Happy Valentine 2010

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 08:43:00 -0500

This is usually what happens with food gifts between me and Evelyn. One of us will take a bite of it or immediately expect a bite of whatever delectable treat it happens to be. I don’t think I have ever taken a bite out of EVERYTHING though….. Although that would happen if it was the Deluscious Valentine Cookie Box.

But I am positive she would not blame me for doing that………muhahahhaaa

(On a side note, why do I always draw myself with 1 arm in the air……Maybe I should have 1 arm in the air as my new look….hmmmm)

Mr.Phi and Me are Expensive Dolls

Fri, 05 Feb 2010 08:42:00 -0500

Ahhhhh. Mr.Phi and I have been mass produced in Shanghai!! I wonder who owns our copyrights?

Curses!!::shakes fist!:: Where are my royalties?!?

I demand payment in the form of 100 potstickers from the Stand near Jing’an Temple!!

Hail Damage

Fri, 05 Feb 2010 08:23:00 -0500

Hail Damage - Cellulite or pock marks on a womans behind

When did this term start coming into use? I found out about it when I read Diablo Cody’s Candy Girl and I really LOVE it. I drew the below image because it made me think of it lol. I don’t think it expresses it that well. Maybe I should do a Hail Damage series….hmmmm

I think the love of the word stems from me imagining women laying on the beach in teeny bikinis during a hail storm.

=(

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:28:00 -0400

Today my good buddy Maverick died.

You were my first fish, and an excellent source of distraction.

I will miss you much.

cmmonnn innnn to

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 11:27:00 -0400

Pee-Wee’s Playhouse!! I was so excited yesterday to find out that Pee-Wee Herman was putting on a series of shows in LA. I think I will have to drive down just to check one of these shows out. But why no Pee Wee love?? Doesn’t seem like any of my friends is too interested in going?! What is this fuckery!? Evelyn even replied “Meh” to me but this isn’t a big surprise because that is her most common reply to activities not involving food or watching Turner Classic Movies.

One of my favorite Pee-Wee appearances was on a 1980s Dolly Parton Special. (Go to 3:45 for their duet) And all I ever wanted was this playset below! One time at college I saw it in a teacher’s office and considered theivery but I gave that up when my friend got arrested for stealing 5 bras at a JCPenny. (Tip: people notice when you go from A cup to D cup in 8 minutes.)

Weezer & Nintendo = Nostaglia

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 14:07:00 -0400

So my dear Mr.Phi downloaded this album below last nite and it definitely took me back. I used to listen to nothing but Weezer and Ben Folds Five. Plus I loved Nintendo. Especially Legend of Zelda! We even played Legend of Zelda music as for our exit procession at our wedding cause we couldn’t think of anything better lol.

Speaking of Nintendo, when were little my Dad started hogging it to beat the last level in the original Super Mario Brothers. This was before we even knew about Time Warp. (Seriously needed the Nintendo Strategy Guide!) I would act like an oracle sitting on our plaid couch with my bag of Fritos & cheese dip. Trying to will him to beat it with my mental powers. I wish I had insane vids of this, so heres another kind for you

And oh my gawd, I totally forgot about the show “Video Power”!!! I was in love with the Tomato Character on it.

Bake us cookies and deliver them in person!

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 19:35:00 -0400

Today Amazon bought Zappos. This is a big deal in the .com world coz Amazon paid bucu bucks for them.

Anyway, The Wall Street Journal posted the following letter from Zappos CEO to their staff:

http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2009/07/22/zappos-ceos-letter-to-staff/

There were 3 excerpts that I found highly amusing:

#1.) Please set aside 20 minutes to carefully read this entire email.

[Evelyn] lol. i wish i had the luxury to demand people do this. eh, i guess when you’re a CEO…

#2.) Q: Will we get a discount at Amazon?

No, because we are planning on continuing to run Zappos as a separate company with our own culture and core values. And we’re not going to be giving the Zappos discount to Amazon employees either, unless they bake us cookies and deliver them in person.

[Evelyn] Um so like, this is pretty much PPP Hour’s policy towards everything. What? You want us to do something? Cookies! Gimme! Nao!

#3.) Q: Can you please stop?

okthxbye

[Evelyn] To Zappos CEO Tony Hsieh: I appreciate your brand of humor! :D That is, if this email was even real. If it wasn’t, I was still highly entertained by whoever wrote it.

Hasta eata PAsta

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:05:00 -0400

So I’ve been using the pasta maker attachment to my Kitchen Aid like gangbusters. Fresh pasta is amazing and I cannot get enough of it. Especially made with Fancy Bob’s Red Mill Flour and fresh farm eggs. BUT I always underestimate how long it will take. For some reason, I always think its only 20 minutes, when in reality its like 2 hours. So of course, when I made the pasta for Evelyn she ended up trying to stab me out of hunger

Atleast I think I have learned my lesson this time. Maybeeeeeeee heh