
Didn’t think it was possible, but I managed to overdose on chocolates this past Sunday. Was green to the face, sick to the stomach, made two trips to the crapper, and was ready to tackle the rest of the box by evening.
My cats have been amusing me more than lately with their antics. Probably because we just moved which makes them bonkers…..but they inspired a few valentines I made this year.
Tsubasa is an all white kitty who is just insane. Caprina is a Calico and the nicest Kitty in the entire world. She makes up for Tsubasa who just provides entertainment.

I like this one because Tsubasa would not complain if you tied a balloon around here. She would accept it like it was there all her life. I doubt Caprina would try to tag along. She would probably just hide under the bed if I started tying balloons on cats

I’m too lazy to take the green off the sides. (Left over from cropping in PS)
But what is a pet card without poo! And Tsubasa is Queen of pooping outside the box and Caprina is Queen of having a Coon-Tail!

Tsubasa is extremely cantankerous in her old age.
(I’m not sure thats how you spell cantankerous but I would prefer to think it is….)
She will mostly hiss and be angry at people. Except from 6am-6:30am where she purrs since I’m about to get up to feed them.

This is my favorite! Because it seems so random. lol
I sent this to my Lito & Lita(Grandparents) because I make them tortillas whenever I visit. My grandmother’s arthritis makes it hard for her to roll them out. So now whenever I visit, I make! Best Granddaughter EVER!
Hope you enjoy and Wish all of you a Happy Valentines Day or just a Happy Sunday off :)

This is usually what happens with food gifts between me and Evelyn. One of us will take a bite of it or immediately expect a bite of whatever delectable treat it happens to be. I don’t think I have ever taken a bite out of EVERYTHING though….. Although that would happen if it was the Deluscious Valentine Cookie Box.
But I am positive she would not blame me for doing that………muhahahhaaa
(On a side note, why do I always draw myself with 1 arm in the air……Maybe I should have 1 arm in the air as my new look….hmmmm)

Ahhhhh. Mr.Phi and I have been mass produced in Shanghai!! I wonder who owns our copyrights?
Curses!!::shakes fist!:: Where are my royalties?!?
I demand payment in the form of 100 potstickers from the Stand near Jing’an Temple!!
Hail Damage - Cellulite or pock marks on a womans behind
When did this term start coming into use? I found out about it when I read Diablo Cody’s Candy Girl and I really LOVE it. I drew the below image because it made me think of it lol. I don’t think it expresses it that well. Maybe I should do a Hail Damage series….hmmmm

Today my good buddy Maverick died.
You were my first fish, and an excellent source of distraction.
I will miss you much.
Pee-Wee’s Playhouse!! I was so excited yesterday to find out that Pee-Wee Herman was putting on a series of shows in LA. I think I will have to drive down just to check one of these shows out. But why no Pee Wee love?? Doesn’t seem like any of my friends is too interested in going?! What is this fuckery!? Evelyn even replied “Meh” to me but this isn’t a big surprise because that is her most common reply to activities not involving food or watching Turner Classic Movies.
One of my favorite Pee-Wee appearances was on a 1980s Dolly Parton Special. (Go to 3:45 for their duet) And all I ever wanted was this playset below! One time at college I saw it in a teacher’s office and considered theivery but I gave that up when my friend got arrested for stealing 5 bras at a JCPenny. (Tip: people notice when you go from A cup to D cup in 8 minutes.)
So my dear Mr.Phi downloaded this album below last nite and it definitely took me back. I used to listen to nothing but Weezer and Ben Folds Five. Plus I loved Nintendo. Especially Legend of Zelda! We even played Legend of Zelda music as for our exit procession at our wedding cause we couldn’t think of anything better lol.
And oh my gawd, I totally forgot about the show “Video Power”!!! I was in love with the Tomato Character on it.
Today Amazon bought Zappos. This is a big deal in the .com world coz Amazon paid bucu bucks for them.
Anyway, The Wall Street Journal posted the following letter from Zappos CEO to their staff:
http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2009/07/22/zappos-ceos-letter-to-staff/
There were 3 excerpts that I found highly amusing:
#1.) Please set aside 20 minutes to carefully read this entire email.
[Evelyn] lol. i wish i had the luxury to demand people do this. eh, i guess when you’re a CEO…
#2.) Q: Will we get a discount at Amazon?
No, because we are planning on continuing to run Zappos as a separate company with our own culture and core values. And we’re not going to be giving the Zappos discount to Amazon employees either, unless they bake us cookies and deliver them in person.
[Evelyn] Um so like, this is pretty much PPP Hour’s policy towards everything. What? You want us to do something? Cookies! Gimme! Nao!
#3.) Q: Can you please stop?
okthxbye
[Evelyn] To Zappos CEO Tony Hsieh: I appreciate your brand of humor! :D That is, if this email was even real. If it wasn’t, I was still highly entertained by whoever wrote it.
So I’ve been using the pasta maker attachment to my Kitchen Aid like gangbusters. Fresh pasta is amazing and I cannot get enough of it. Especially made with Fancy Bob’s Red Mill Flour and fresh farm eggs. BUT I always underestimate how long it will take. For some reason, I always think its only 20 minutes, when in reality its like 2 hours. So of course, when I made the pasta for Evelyn she ended up trying to stab me out of hunger
Atleast I think I have learned my lesson this time. Maybeeeeeeee heh