November 2010
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October 2010
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PB&J Chocolate
This is what happened when we ate a dinner with a bunch of people at Craft once. Some people never ate with us again….but seriously that PB&J Chocolate was worth less dinner dates…
September 2010
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Hungry
eliza: do you get so hungry in the afternoon?
eliza: maybe i need to buy some nuts or a turkey leg
Ev: Um, i eat all day
Ev: in fact, i just finished a slice a pie
eliza: mmmm
eliza: i eat all day too
eliza: i just want more to eat at this time of day
eliza: maybe cuz dinner is so far away
eliza: i think i should have a pre-dinner
Ev: You see, the women's bathroom is right next to this mini counter area where people usually leave food/make coffee. I pee so often that I get to see whenever people left food there
Ev: today, i made it just in time for the 2nd to last piece of pie
Ev: :D
Ev: i agree with you though, always get hungry right before dinner time
Ev: and spoil my dinner
eliza: i ate an orange but i doubt that will hold me over
eliza: too healthy
Ev: orange will make u hungrier
eliza: you are right, now i want cheetos
August 2010
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A Season of Plenty
Every year around this time, the Asian seafood restaurants start running crazy specials on them delicious delicious King Crab legs. This is probably about the most important news you’ll hear from me all year. $3.99/lb baby! How are you not stuffing your face already?!
June 2010
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Hiker Havoc!
Here is an animation I did with Veronica Hwang a while back.( seriously like 2008….) Just took me forever to finally edit it. I used the Zeitgeist Films contest as ammunition to get met to doooo it. We got 3rd place!! The filmmakers Stephane Aubier and Vincent Patar of “A Town Called Panic” praised it for its “the funny idea of bringing mountains to life.”
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My cousin's eye problem...
My cousin was telling me she got an eye infection in one eye and then got pink eye in the other. This made me laugh a lot because she is already really annoyed about everything so I can’t even imagine how she was with complete eye malfuction. Thank goodness we live on opposite coasts!! (Except when we cook…)
May 2010
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Life imitates Art
As I left AWFUL Trader Joes, (I have a hate affair with these stores cause of their insanely small parking lots) I came across a cookie in the parking lot. It was in a plastic bag and looked homemade. Just like in our cartoon,I really wanted to eat it. Luckily Mr.Phi dragged me away but he took a picture of me contemplating the delectable looking cookie!
February 2010
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Liz Tortures Ev
At the end of last year I got the opportunity to go to China for work. This is the beginning of a series of posts about my trip to Shanghai.
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Valentine's Day Choco Overdose
Didn’t think it was possible, but I managed to overdose on chocolates this past Sunday. Was green to the face, sick to the stomach, made two trips to the crapper, and was ready to tackle the rest of the box by evening.
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Tsubasa and Caprina Valentines
My cats have been amusing me more than lately with their antics. Probably because we just moved which makes them bonkers…..but they inspired a few valentines I made this year. Tsubasa is an all white kitty who is just insane. Caprina is a Calico and the nicest Kitty in the entire world. She makes up for Tsubasa who just provides entertainment.
I like this one because Tsubasa would not...
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Happy Valentine 2010
This is usually what happens with food gifts between me and Evelyn. One of us will take a bite of it or immediately expect a bite of whatever delectable treat it happens to be. I don’t think I have ever taken a bite out of EVERYTHING though….. Although that would happen if it was the Deluscious Valentine Cookie Box. But I am positive she would not blame me for doing...
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Mr.Phi and Me are Expensive Dolls
Ahhhhh. Mr.Phi and I have been mass produced in Shanghai!! I wonder who owns our copyrights? Curses!!::shakes fist!:: Where are my royalties?!? I demand payment in the form of 100 potstickers from the Stand near Jing’an Temple!!
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Hail Damage
Hail Damage - Cellulite or pock marks on a womans behind When did this term start coming into use? I found out about it when I read Diablo Cody’s Candy Girl and I really LOVE it. I drew the below image because it made me think of it lol. I don’t think it expresses it that well. Maybe I should do a Hail Damage series….hmmmm I think the love of the word stems from me imagining...
August 2009
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=(
Today my good buddy Maverick died. You were my first fish, and an excellent source of distraction. I will miss you much.
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cmmonnn innnn to
Pee-Wee’s Playhouse!! I was so excited yesterday to find out that Pee-Wee Herman was putting on a series of shows in LA. I think I will have to drive down just to check one of these shows out. But why no Pee Wee love?? Doesn’t seem like any of my friends is too interested in going?! What is this fuckery!? Evelyn even replied “Meh” to me but this isn’t a big...
July 2009
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Weezer & Nintendo = Nostaglia
So my dear Mr.Phi downloaded this album below last nite and it definitely took me back. I used to listen to nothing but Weezer and Ben Folds Five. Plus I loved Nintendo. Especially Legend of Zelda! We even played Legend of Zelda music as for our exit procession at our wedding cause we couldn’t think of anything better lol. Speaking of Nintendo, when were little my Dad started hogging it...
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Bake us cookies and deliver them in person!
Today Amazon bought Zappos. This is a big deal in the .com world coz Amazon paid bucu bucks for them. Anyway, The Wall Street Journal posted the following letter from Zappos CEO to their staff: http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2009/07/22/zappos-ceos-letter-to-staff/ There were 3 excerpts that I found highly amusing: #1.) Please set aside 20 minutes to carefully read this entire email. [Evelyn] lol. ...
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Hasta eata PAsta
So I’ve been using the pasta maker attachment to my Kitchen Aid like gangbusters. Fresh pasta is amazing and I cannot get enough of it. Especially made with Fancy Bob’s Red Mill Flour and fresh farm eggs. BUT I always underestimate how long it will take. For some reason, I always think its only 20 minutes, when in reality its like 2 hours. So of course, when I made the pasta for...
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Dinosaur Naughty Business
So as I was walking home from my studio I started reminiscing about my dollhouse. And how I replaced the dolls in it with Dinosaurs. Then I was trying to remember if I still kept one doll and 1 dinosaur to be the husband and wife. And then I laughed at the thought of them having intercourse. From there, I started thinking about Dinosaurs and wondering if their peens were HUGEEEE?! So of...
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Soup 4 Life!
Man, Eliza won’t quit hounding me about the dentist issue. Recently, she’s even resorted to threats… Yo, I’m eating steak 4 life. Even if I have to friggen blend it to make it go down.
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Pogo, Lolo, Ball or Bal??
Ahhhh yes this takes me back. I had one of these back when I was a young gal. I remember bouncing on it and a kid came up to me & wanted to try it. He offered me a stick of gum to try, which of couse I knew was definitely lingo for drugs!!(I had been attending D.A.R.E. meetings at school. Free Entemann’s Chocolate Chip Cookies FTW!) I told him “NO WAY, JOSE”(and his...
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on the subject o' Parties
Ev and I are not really party people per say….mostly we sit in a corner near whatever food is there and munch munch munch. I don’t think I’m comfortable at parties which is probably when I host them I spend most of my time in the kitchen. I think I like the idea of dinner parties more than parties. Probably because there is better food. This is actually what happened at one...
June 2009
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Yikes! Is this someone's leftovers?
This weekend I went up to SF to visit Liz and she took me to a fancy Chinese restaurant called “Heaven’s Dog”. Even though the setting was ultra modern, the food still tasted pretty authentic. Stick with the main entrees though, and go somewhere else for dessert. Let it be known that I was the idiot that fell for this number: ”Jasmine Tea Granita with milk, melon, and...
May 2009
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Wolf Shirt
Lately, my warddrobe has seemed very blah and since I buy everything on Amazon, I figured why not shirts. And I certainly figured right, because look at the beauty I found below. Now we will be putting out some of our own shirts next month on our site, but I don’t think we’ll ever be able to reach the magnificence on this shirt. Shoot for the Stars I guess. Be sure to check out the...
April 2009
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poo on you!
Ev: oh ya, mother’s day is next month lol eliza: lol eliza: get on it yo! eliza: im getting it all over in 1 blow - mothersday, dads bday, fathers day…big thing of ice cream from Jeni’s Ice Cream Ev: lol Ev: have u tried it? Ev: is it really good? eliza: best ice cream i have ever had eliza: honest to gawd Ev: is it better than haagen daz? Ev: coz nothing’s better than...
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New Years Pancakes
I drew this for a bridal shower that was thrown for my sister. They wanted recipe cards donated and my recipe was “New Years Pancakes” mmmmmm. Every Jan 1st, Mr.Phi and I eat pancakes all day to celebrate. Its a fun tradition and holy crapoli, pancakes all day! I dies now!! We here is the recipe for all you foodies NEW YEARS BUTTERMILK PANCAKES!! HA-ZAHH! 2 Cup...
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Hey is that a chicken?!
Awhile back, I thought it’d be really neat to make a sculpy version of “El Davitor”: Unfortunately, my sculpy skillz were too noob, and I couldn’t quite work out the flaming “hair” part.
So it was either bald El Davitor… Or give him a mohawk. This is what I ended up with: As you can see, El Davitor spent a tad too long in the oven and got a burnt...
February 2009
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Cat Poo
My cat doesn’t like us to watch her poo. Which I very much understand. Its very hard to poo when people are watching you. If we glance over, she quickly pretends that she is taking a bath or discovered something exciting under the washing machine. Once we have looked away, she goes about her business. If she misses the box, which she usually does….she will run like mad after...
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Teleportation: The Leading cause of Fatness
I imagine this will be a headline in the papers someday. This is a serious matter folks! Why would anybody ever walk to the fridge again when you can just teleport that turkey leg straight onto your lap. (This rant was the result of Liz & Phiyen getting me Watchmen comic book for my bday)
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Merry Xmas to all....2 months late lulz
So I did this comic a few weeks before Xmas, but I guess better late than never on putting it up rofl!!! Evelyn actually got me a wonderful assortment of facial creams. I’d love to see a comic of the story of her obtaining those. I assure you it was hilarious. I did send her an assortment of cookies like I usually do according to her threats & demands. I remember from the previous...
January 2009
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On Love
“…We both love bacon and country music, what more could you possibly want?” What more could he want? It was an incredibly stupid question and when he failed to answer, I was reminded of just how lucky I truly am. Movie characters might chase each other through the fog or race down the stairs of burning buildings, but that’s for beginners. Real love amounts to withholding...
December 2008
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Gifts!
This was a pretty good Xmas. I got wonderful gifts, when really there was nothing I really REALLY wanted. Besides Animal Crossing:City Folk for Wii. Which Evelyn ONLY has to buy a Wii, Wiispeak and the game to play with meeee. Cmoonnnn, DOIT!… She says just come back to WoW… Anywho, it got me to thinking when I was a kid and I had huge lists of items I wanted. I would even watch...
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Drunk People
A while back I had to kill time. I would get off from my cheese shop job 3 hours earlier than Mr.Phi got off from work. We carpooled since his work was a stone’s throw away from mine. I would go to the Santa Monica library which is a great library but their parking sucks ballz. They charge 50 cents per 15 minutes, i thinkz. And then there are parking meters surrounding the library which...
November 2008
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Piss on the toilet
Yo! You know what really grinds my gears? Friggin when women pee on the seat. I’ve never understood that. If you don’t want to sit on the toilet, that’s fine. Just use one of those goddamn paper seat covers! Why must you stoop over the seat and leave pee residue for the next person??? !@#$% And what is up with people not flushing??? How do you forget to flush?! ...
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Mattress Trucks
What is with these Mattress Trucks in LA?? Where are they taking all these mattresses and where are they finding them? Those are my questions I would of loved to ask our neighbor in LA. He always had a new pile of mattresses on his truck . Sometimes just a few, other times it was piled so high, I was surprised the wheels didn’t collapse under the weight!! Does anyone have the answers...
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Tasty Cupcake
By far, the best thing about Wrath of the Lich King so far…
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Slumber party
Since I am no longer living in LA, I have to depend on the kindness of others. So when I was visiting, I of course stayed a night at Evelyn’s and we had our first slumber party. It was hella cool. We got ice cream and popcorn and stayed up late watchin movies. But when we got to bed, Evelyn made us sleep under 500 blankets. It actually was pretty comfy! I usually toss and turn and I...
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the epic story
eliza: oh did Turtlebear think me and phi were way cool Evelyn: he said you seemed really nice Evelyn: i explained how we met, became friends, and stayed friends Evelyn:and he laughed Evelyn:and i explained basically the top reason i enjoy hanging out with you is how you have the ability to make people feel comfortable about being themselves eliza: awwww eliza: you are so my best friend ::hugs::...
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happiest house on earth
The other day as we were aparto-huntin’, we came across this house…. It was quite a site as you can see. Now some of my questions are… *Is this house always like this?(I HOPE!!) *Was this just for Halloween? *Did they do this specially to help sell the house?(I REALLLLLY HOPE!!) *Did they do this because they don’t want to sell the house? On another note, this is the type...
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Hotel Breakfast Buffet
So as some of you know, I moved to SF and we are living in a hotel for the moment since it is paid for. Wheeeeee Anywho, I was all sorts of excited when I heard there would be a free breakfast buffet included. Visions of waffles, eggs, sausages floated thru my noggin!! But when I ran down to the buffet, there was not a waffle to be seen. Just pre-packaged bagels, some yogurts, and some raisin...
October 2008
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Don't Suck!
Today a pep talk email was sent out to our product management department at work and it was accompanied with the following article: Notice how one of the ways that tech stores can regain the public’s trust is to DON’T SUCK! lol Such great constructive criticism.
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Red Heroine
A few weeks back, I went to go see the OLDEST surviving feature length martial arts film from China called Red Heroine (1929). It was very entertaining to see even in the 1920s, Martial Artists could fly. It makes me wonder who thought that up? The music to the movie was written and performed by Devil Music Ensemble. They were amazing and I cannot picture any other score going with this...
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HEY! Doesn't your new place stink without your...
Dear Ms. Eliza, I am writing to inform you that your 8gb flash drive has successfully been purchased. Thank you for contributing this precious $15 to my salary here at xxxxxx.com. Also, I had this dream that you wanted some vintage curtains that had cherry print all over them. When I saw the picture in the catalog, I thought to myself…yuck! Nonetheless, I went with you to the thrift store...
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extra! extra! eliza is an old biddy
Evelyn: hey btw Evelyn:: i’m suppose to punch you Evelyn: i can’t believe you told Poohead that story I told you about pointy eliza: lol what pointy story eliza: i have no clue Evelyn: That I ran into him, and the first thing he asked about was you eliza: lol oh yah eliza: thats such a good story Evelyn: lol Evelyn: yo i tell u stuff in confidence man Evelyn:wtf Evelyn: lol eliza:...
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Yoohoo
My friend Yoohoo(As she will be known) I love her a lot but we always get into text arguements. Here is a transcript from one such argument. eliza: grawr Yoohoo:Ha! GARRGLE-GARGLE! W.U.W.T! Garr u! Yoohoo: ? Yoohoo:Dude just kidding on last text :i Just wish I could b there but cant cuz already planned camp w/ other Peeps eliza:Hmph! Didn’t invite us camping Yoohoo:Peace?!...
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Technical difficulties watching our animation?
Man, I keep forgetting to post this. If you are having technical difficulties trying to watch our animation film, it might be because you need to download QuickTime player. We have waited 5 seconds. Now that you have finished downloading QuickTime player, please put aside an hour of your life to watch Pretty Pink Princess Hour Episode One.
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Apple Pickin'
Recently I visited Oak Glen and felt compelled to share some apple pickin’ wisdom with ya’ll after this experience. Insert: <gasps, wonder, and awe> What the hell?! Evelyn eats fruit?! (Damn Eliza and her healthy ways rubbing off on me. Walking? What’s that? Why? Why you making my legs move? Where is the TV?) #1: October is good apple picking season. See figure A...
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LA Mill Lollipops
Evelyn and I had the most expensive Lollipops of our life at LA Mill here in Los Angeles. I think LA Mill has $38 coffee which Mr.Phi keeps threatening to try! He is a mad man. Back to the Lollis, they explode in your mouth. They are more like chocolates with liquid inside on a stick.